What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

What are some alternative ways to express gratitude or acknowledge thanks in English or French without using the phrases "thank you" or "you're welcome"?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?

{RING} {RING}

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

How effective will the Senate-passed bill, S. 4569, the Take It Down Act, which would criminalize the publication of non-consensual intimate imagery (NCII) be?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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